Wrestling Mermaid Dumpster Makeouts!

Title: Wrestling Mermaid Dumpster Makeouts

Rating: R

Categories: queer, non-human, goofball

Possible triggers: Extreme silliness (I can’t think of anything).

This scene involves two non-binary merfolk hooking up while dumpster diving. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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Still Sheepish

Title: Your Puppet

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, non-fiction, domination

Possible triggers: feet

This scene involves a person dominating the living daylights out of his Pet. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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“Naked Lunch” was sadly mistaken.

Title: Countdown

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, non-binary, gay male, non-fiction

Possible triggers: domination? biting? Iunno…

This scene involves a trans guy (me) orgasming at his owner’s command. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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“C’mon, Bleeeeeeeeed for Meeeeeeeee!”

Title: Bleed for Me

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, interrogation, non-consensual

Possible triggers: If generic government agents kidnapping people and holding them indefinitely while subjecting them to questioning and physical/psychological torture isn’t your thing, you shouldn’t read this. There’s also a lot of blood.

This scene involves a genderless government agent interrogating a genderless innocent. Also some Dead Kennedys lyrics. I started writing it about a fantasy I had involving one of my fuckbuddies before that whole “indefinite detention for no reason thing” happened, and found I couldn’t finish it. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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The Elements of Smexy

He puts John Waters to shame.

Title: Messrs. Strunk and White, 1923

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, gay male, teacher/student, grammar nerdery

Possible triggers: not coming up with much

Cheekbones!

This scene involves William Strunk Jr. and Elwyn Brooks White (both currently deceased) having hot trans-on-trans sex in a paper storage closet at Cornell. Aw yeah. This was inspired by the webcomic xkcd; so far as I have been able to google, this is the first Strunk/White fanfiction in existence. If you find any spelling or grammar mistakes, please do tell me, as I don’t usually write porn in the past tense. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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I have out-nerded myself.

Title: Lesson Learned

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, gay male, fan fiction

Possible triggers: teacher/student, leather

This scene involves Harry Potter bootworshipping Snape. You should also know I never write in the past tense, so there’s probably tense disagreements. Oh well. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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Cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

Title: In The Hanging Garden

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, d/s, punishment

Possible triggers: Sexiness?

This scene involves a trans boi fucking the shit out of a trans boy. It begins as non-fiction but takes a sharp turn into fantasy land. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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Trips to one’s birthplace don’t always suck

Title: Recess

Rating: nothing obscene, just really cute kinky makeouts

Categories: queer, trans*, non-fiction

Possible triggers: nope

This scene involves a super consenty cis guy and a super consenty trans guy having awesome, sharp-things make outs. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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Such is life.

I spent the morning writing this instead of doing this. Such is life when your fuck buddies have sick toddlers… but at least I get to be a wicked tease.

 

Title: The Garden Party

Rating: NC-17

Categories: queer, BDSM, trans*

Possible triggers: can’t think of any

This scene involves a trans guy [I] and a gender-not-specified person [you]. Don’t like it? I don’t give a rat’s ass, so go away.

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